A woman’s work is never done, especially the part she asks her husband to do.
However far your travels take you, you will never find the girl who smiles out at you from the travel brochure.
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does an empty desk mean?
A man’s life is 20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going, 40 years of having his wife ask the same question and, at the end, perhaps having the mourners wondering too.
An old-timer is one who remembers when it cost more to run a car than to park it.
God’s retirement plan is out of this world.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did – in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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